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Old Apr 12, 2008, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #441
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Just a few nights ago selling a Mini mallyx in lions I got this PM
' Do you go down on your mallyx? ' so my reply went along the lines of
' Wow ..OK so I guess your about 9 years old with that random humour '

Turns out he was genuinely asking about a reduction in price and we somehow managed a farewell in a friendly manner...


I blame poor english and not my dirty mind
Since when did you start playing again? Spil was even online today. Lots of old timers are returning
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Old Apr 12, 2008, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #442
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #443
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This guy who just joined our guild had to let us know that he could stuff himself in a tuba case.
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Old Apr 13, 2008, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #444
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I'm usually the one who says weird random crap to people.
Like one day I just went around pming people-
"Can I have a free bannana?"
Needless to say I never got that bannana...
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Get your minds out of the gutter. >=(
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Old Apr 16, 2008, 09:33 AM // 09:33   #445
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Sexual advances on my person via my characters. It never, ever fails.
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Old Apr 16, 2008, 09:45 AM // 09:45   #446
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A person who was getting a bit of abuse in temple of balth, people were calling him names and he was spamming "LF Friendly Guild!". I felt sorry for him, so sent him an invite. He immediately asked if we were friendly, then complained about his previous guild not being friendly enough, I assured him that we are very friendly and he accepted the invite.

Once he got in, he immediately asked for a 1v1 vs a melee character to test his new build, I switched to my warrior to try him out.

He was using a trapping build which I could see from a mile away, this is the interaction that we had:

before the start:

me: "GL"
him: "yup"
*run to centre, i see him setting traps, I run around them and attack him*
him: "OMG! OMG! WHAT THE HELL! STOP ATTACKING ME!"
me: "wuh?"
him: "OMG! YOU SAID YOU WERE FRIENDLY!!!! OMG OMG!"
me: "this is a 1v1 isnt it? I think you'd better calm down"
him: "CALM DOWN?! OMG! YOU'RE TAKING CHEAP SHOTS ON ME! OMG! F@#K YOU!"
*by this point im just standing there and hes running around in a circle*
me: "ok, I'm beginning to see why you got kicked from your previous guild. I won't stand for abuse in my guild, either you calm down or get out"
him: "OMG OMG! F@#KING KICK ME! F@#KING KICK ME!"

*he proceeds to spam the above comment in guild chat*

I duly obliged. Funnily enough, only the 2nd worst guild member we've ever had.
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Old Apr 16, 2008, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #447
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i was on my female pre ele...so some guys payed me 10k to strip-dance ^^
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Old Apr 16, 2008, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #448
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I really like the shield for my warrior, but not that much.
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 07:23 AM // 07:23   #449
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^From out of the blue.
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #450
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I really like the shield for my warrior, but not that much.
I LOL'D!

12 chars.
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 08:14 AM // 08:14   #451
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wut


I get this after helping this guy with the moa chick.
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #452
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Me: WTS Dervish elite tome
Whisp guy: Hey, what attribute is it for?
Me: emm... it's to learn any elite dervish skill you have unlocked man.... :S
Whisp guy: yeah yeah i know, but what att?
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(On My main, Ranger)
Whisper Guy 2: Hey can you give me some cash? I want to buy a new elite armor. I promise to give it to you plus a 90% bonus in a day
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(On one of my beautiful female chars :P)
Whisp Guy 3: Hey, where are you from?
Me: Sorry, i dont want to have a online boyfriend. and do you realize that most guys wear a female character just for fun?
Whisp Guy 3: Ok. You'r a bit arrogant, arent you? I was only going to ask you to give me some money...
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 02:35 PM // 14:35   #453
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Nightfall.. Yohlon Haven i believe

I was on my Ranger helping out a friend
shes on her Paragon

Both on ventrilo when she starts telling me about some guy asking her if she wants to be his ingame girlfriend..

so i figured id mess with him a little, she gave me his ign. I pm'ed him
Me "what do you think you're doing talking to my girl like that"
Him "Is she your real girlfriend"
Me "yea she is, so quit buggin her"
Him "can i have her for just ingame"
Me "dude whats wrong with you rofl"
Him "ill pay you"
Me "wtf???"
Him "ill give you 5k per day"
*interesting*
Me "lmfao, 5k isnt enough, you can have her for 25k per day"
Him "no i want to buy her presents aswell"
*lol........*
Me "how old are you dude.."
Him "im 14"
Me "Shes 37"
Him "i dont care"
before i could think of a response to that :S
Him "i love her"

aaaaaand ignore...

and offcourse as sooo many ppl.. getting hit on while ur on a female char.. after 3 years it still cracks me up
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #454
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Nightfall.. Yohlon Haven i believe

I was on my Ranger helping out a friend
shes on her Paragon

Both on ventrilo when she starts telling me about some guy asking her if she wants to be his ingame girlfriend..

so i figured id mess with him a little, she gave me his ign. I pm'ed him
*SNIP*
Reminds me of something that happened to me a while back. I was in the middle of a FoW run, either on my war or my necro (I don't even remember) but one of my friends tells us, in alliance chat, that some guy asked her to be his slave. Immediately I ask for the name, and I start messing with the guy. It went something like this... :

Me: I heard you want a female slave...
Guy: yh i wnt a slave, will u be???
Me: Why not?
Guy: will u do whteva i tell u???
Me: I guess.
Guy: will u kiss my feet it i tell u 2?? <<< lol
Guy: will u kiss me???? <<< LMAO
Me: Brb.
*5 mins after, spent killing a couple mob x]*
Me: Ok back
Guy: wb slave
Me: ... You actually believe me?
Guy: u said u wud b, so yh. so can u kiss my feet now???
Me: ... You realize I'm not even female?
Guy: idc, ur my slave, but i g2g now, iv aded u to list n i'll pm u 2morrow, bb

Never even seen the guy online after x].
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #455
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Someone actually whispered me the entire Rick roll song while I was afk
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #456
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Someone actually whispered me the entire Rick roll song while I was afk
rofle

i just ahd some random guy PMing about how he owned me in RA 2 min ago...and during that time i was supposedly in RA i was farming the fow beach?


since when did they add RA fow farming?
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Old Apr 25, 2008, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #457
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I decided to make a new Ele PvP char Female. After literally 10 seconds, some guy PMs me "hey, how are you?"
me, thinking that i may have forgotten about someone, i say "im fine, sorry but, do i know you?"
him: "nah, im just asking how you are :]"
*5 mins later*
me: "I am a guy btw, this is just a female char"
him: "DAMNIT"..."well you are really hot for a guy"
me: "and proud "
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Old May 06, 2008, 02:01 PM // 14:01   #458
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This guy name Steve plotting to kill me and this guy named weasel. oh yeah he is from Canada too.
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Old May 06, 2008, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #459
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Someone PMed me and started insulting me because, according to him, i stole his name (The Helping Hand).
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Old May 06, 2008, 07:16 PM // 19:16   #460
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I was playing AB and there was this Russian guy calling my friend a "fish." It was supposed to be an insult of some sort.
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